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Wolverine Defeats THE Tree

Or At Least, Lives to Tell It That Way!
 
 
Sunday we had the opportunity to purchase a camper shell for my husband’s truck. We’ve been looking for one and this one was a great price and matched perfectly. The drawback was that it was in Idaho, about two hours from us.
 
Grandpa stepped up to watch the kiddos and so Husband and I headed out. We picked up the shell and headed back home. About thirty-five minutes from home, Li’l Man called. We thought nothing of it. He told us he loved us.
 
When we were back home, Li’l Man wasted no time in sharing with us his adventures. He is a true boy. He cannot resist sticks, puddles, dirt and trees.
 
The latter would be his downfall.
 
You see, at my Grandfather’s, there is an apricot tree. It has been there from my earliest memories. It lures its victims. It has a trunk JUST short enough you can climb into it. The branches from there fan out in a way that makes it look like it will cradle you.
 
While playing Super Hero. Li’l Man took on the role of Wolverine. The Apricot Tree, I’m sure was originally destined to be his “head-quarters” but very quickly he discovered the tree’s true nemesis.
 
It’s unclear how far into the tree he had made it before the battle took on evil. What is clear is Li’l Man aka Wolverine, fell.
 
Here is the result:
 
arm with abrasion into arm pit
 
 
This is Li’l Man’s arm…the abrasion extends well into his arm pit.
 
forearm
 
 
This is Li’l Man’s forearm and inside of his arm. This is the continuation of the above photo.
 
And this.
 
stomach
 
 This is the side of Li’l Man’s abdomen.
It extends from where his leg is attached all the way up under his chest.
 
Now if only Li’l Man HEALED like Wolverine!
About Julee: Julee Morrison is an experienced author with 35 years of expertise in parenting and recipes. She is the author of four cookbooks: The Instant Pot College Cookbook, The How-To Cookbook for Teens, The Complete Cookbook for Teens, and The Complete College Cookbook. Julee is passionate about baking, crystals, reading, and family. Her writing has appeared in The LA Times (Bon Jovi Obsession Goes Global), Disney's Family Fun Magazine (August 2010, July 2009, September 2008), and My Family Gave Up Television (page 92, Disney Family Fun August 2010). Her great ideas have been featured in Disney's Family Fun (Page 80, September 2008) and the Write for Charity book From the Heart (May 2010). Julee's work has also been published in Weight Watchers Magazine, All You Magazine (Jan. 2011, February 2011, June 2013), Scholastic Parent and Child Magazine (Oct. 2011), Red River Family Magazine (Jan. 2011), BonAppetit.com, and more. Notably, her article "My Toddler Stood on Elvis' Grave and Scaled Over Boulders to Get to a Dinosaur" made AP News, and "The Sly Way I Cured My Child's Lying Habit" was featured on PopSugar. When she's not writing, Julee enjoys spending time with her family and exploring new baking recipes.
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