For years we’ve engaged in name calling at my house. Monkey Butt had become an endearing term of affection here and then one day a box arrived in the mail. It contained Anti-Monkey Butt–for male and females. My children looked horrified. They rolled their eyes until they could see their brains and thought it was a hoax. Truly, the logo, the name it’s all brilliant! Taking behiney hygiene and keeping it a laughing matter takes some madskills!
Seems motorcycle riders coined the name, long before the Morrison household. Just for the record, all bikers look like Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy–and I’m leaving out the visual of Monkey Butt.
Monkey Butt: a term used by motorcycle riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey to prevent your skin from rubbing, you have Monkey Butt!
I left it on the counter to taunt them for a few days and then slowly I started using it. I started with my four year old. The kiddo is a stink magnet! I started with his feet. Anti-Monkey Butt Powder in his socks and when he roams sockless, in his shoes. He says, “It feels soft” and while his feet still smell like feet, they are far drier and don’t wreak of stink!
Once the others in my home realized they could get within walking distance of Li’l Man’s shoes, Anti-Monkey Butt started getting some serious love!
My seventeen year old is on this kick about deodorant–shake, shake, shake the Anti Monkey Butt and he has some sweat absorber!
We hike and my husband has to take the gear. Anti Monkey Butt reduces the friction and keeps him dry longer on our hike.
Shake. Shake. Shake. Anti Monkey Butt works well in my boulder holder and keeps things fresh!
The pink bottle is Anti-Monkey Butt for ladies. From the website:
Say Good-bye to Chafed Thighs! Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated with patented satiny smooth powder to minimize the frictional discomfort that women often experience when using exercise equipment, running, driving, cycling or just walking. Its unique ingredients work quickly to absorb sweat and provide cooling effective relief of irritation on the inner thighs and other areas of the skin prone to rubbing.
The yellow bottle is the Original Anti Monkey Butt. It’s preferred by the men in my home (primarily because they are pink bigots). From the website:
Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!
This talc powder, with calamine soothes, absorbs sweat and reduces friction. We’ve put Anti-Monkey Butt to the test. I’m not asking where everyone in my house has used Anti-Monkey Butt…some things I just don’t care to know! The bottom line is Anti-Monkey Butt is everyone’s guilty pleasure!
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