I love meat. So much in fact that my carnivorous lifestyle would make Tyrannosaurus Rex look like a vegan. I’ve already disclosed that I am a carbonated cola junkie. You read my post on how much I love ice cream. I think everything tastes best when fried and I’m always going with onions! Love ’em. My mom already knows so save your breath. She’s given me lecture after lecture and they always end with “It’s about choices, Julee.”
We are a house of consequences. My diet follows this same rule. I am a walking, bloated methane tank. It’s brutal. I can’t smell so I just let it out with gusto. Trust me– I can clear a room in under 5 seconds. My husband says, “Ladies shouldn’t do that.” so I try and squeeze my cheeks and pray it leaves QUIETLY–my husband says these are the LETHAL ones. Sheesh! He just cannot be pleased!
Thankfully, I have a new best friend. CharcoCaps.
Husband was doubtful that a small capsule could cure me. To tell the truth, I was probably going to bet with him if we ventured to Vegas.
Last week this Methane Momma tried Charco Caps. These pink capsules are approximately .75″ long. The directions say to take two capsules with water with meals or after the first sign of discomfort. I’ve been experiencing discomfort for YEARS so I didn’t hesitate in gobbling up the two capsules. Unfortunately, I skipped the water part and just swallowed. I would NOT recommend this. They taste disgusting!
Charco Caps are a Homeopathic AntiGas Formula that stimulates and supports the body’s own defenses against intestinal gas. They are made from activated charcoal. They work at reducing intestinal gas by attracting and condensing the gas molecules into the tiny pores that are created on the surface of the charcoal (which is called absorbing). These gasses are then carried out of the body on the surface of the charcoal. It’s like the stuff they use to detoxify a person who has overdosed.
Wowie. Wow. Wow. Wow! Charco Caps truly work. My bloated belly has left and I can wear jeans in my true size without compensating for the methane. My family likes me a lot more…at least, they stay in the room with me longer than they have in the past. I don’t have discomfort from the pressure. I don’t have to change my diet. It’s amazing!
My husband was even impressed. He can now pull down the covers without worrying if my Stealth Ninja abilities are going to be homicidal. He even confessed his love when he brought home a new box from Walgreens. They were $9.99 for a 36 count box. He says Charco Caps saved our marriage!
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